Remember to Breathe

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Wed, 22 May 2013 23:13:25 -0400

"I like little trees; they’re some of the nicest people in the country."

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:05:24 -0400

“I like little trees; they’re some of the nicest people in the country.”

- Bob Ross (via youbettaburnwitch)

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Wed, 22 May 2013 23:03:50 -0400

awesomephilia: These two kids who had never met before, decided...

Wed, 22 May 2013 05:28:40 -0400

awesomephilia:

These two kids who had never met before, decided to hug it out (via)

anthonygreysky: Southside - Gwen Stefani and Moby. This my jam

Wed, 22 May 2013 05:24:31 -0400

anthonygreysky:

Southside - Gwen Stefani and Moby. This my jam

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Wed, 22 May 2013 05:21:08 -0400

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Wed, 22 May 2013 05:16:56 -0400

chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou1986: A Mom went to have...

Wed, 22 May 2013 05:14:31 -0400

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

BEST MOM

I’m crYING

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Wed, 22 May 2013 05:11:14 -0400

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:26:50 -0400

carloshuezo: P!NK

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:18:58 -0400

carloshuezo:

P!NK

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:15:53 -0400

ex0skeletal: Winged Tapestries: Moths at Large, a special...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:15:34 -0400

ex0skeletal:

Winged Tapestries: Moths at Large, a special exhibition of oversized prints by Canadian artist Jim des Rivière

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:13:18 -0400

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:11:37 -0400

"Why are you single?"

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:10:34 -0400

laugh-addict:

I don’t know, ask all the people that won’t date me.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:09:12 -0400

guawa: ha-ze: ugh yum q’d

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:08:32 -0400

guawa:

ha-ze:

ugh yum

q’d

bugkiss: david karp sold tumblr to yahoo for a large sum of...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:07:14 -0400

bugkiss:

david karp sold tumblr to yahoo for a large sum of money so he could then spend that money on getting every copy of this picture deleted from the internet forever

bloomplague: oh my god..

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:05:44 -0400

bloomplague:

oh my god..